WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Hammer and Pickle 5:01 Fri Mar 25
Satan
Given he's been polling, in has various guises, a steady 20% of late, does WHO think he's really such an all-round bad egg or just on an eccentric orbit and a bit misunderstood?

Or maybe you have actually met Satan on your travels?

Well?

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dicksie3 11:07 Mon Mar 28
Re: Satan
Thames Ironworks 10:36 Mon Mar 28

Thames Ironworks 10:36 Mon Mar 28
Re: Satan
Satan comes in many guises and has many minions (not the little yellow shits).

Blair is one of them.

riosleftsock 10:11 Mon Mar 28
Re: Satan
There are a number of sites that have done a god vs satan death count in the bible.

God - just under 2.5 million
Satan - ten.

Sydney_Iron 4:53 Sun Mar 27
Re: Satan
Seems to have jumped on the Radical Islam boat in recent years to cause more misery and suffering for the world.

Mind you Religion has killed more people over the years than just about anything else, maybe God/Alah or whatever you want to call him depending on your chosen view of the invisible man in the sky is all wrong and he(or she) and Satan are in fact one and the same?

PistonHammered 7:44 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
After 14 seasons in the NHL Satan retired in 2014. Played with the Buffalo Sabres amongst others.

yngwies Cat 10:40 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
Inspired Heavy Metal

God egg in my book.

Claret Badger 3:22 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
70

gph 2:26 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
That said, my holiday wine box is already feeling awfully light.

I suspect Satan may have had a go at it...

gph 2:08 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
"He's real. Prince of the Earth. Responsible for rape, child abuse, hatred, murder, oppression. He rules the earth, this is his Kingdom. Happened at the moment of the fall of man.

"But those who know Jesus have authority over him, through the power of the Holy Spirit. "

If you lot have authority over him, why don't you tell him to fuck off?

Christians are MORE responsible for rape, child abuse, hatred, murder, oppression than Satan, because they can stop him. And don't.

stomper 1:30 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
This all sounds rather Manichean

Nurse Ratched 1:30 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPouliuu1n4

Lily Hammer 1:25 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
gank

Are you sure that artificial intelligence isn't in fact geuine stupidity?

gank 12:53 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
I think that, in 1985, I have answered the question "who on WHO is AI?"

Hammer and Pickle 12:35 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
Jesus is a symbol of your categorical imperative.

Nurse Ratched 12:19 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
Ok, couple of questions.

If jeebus broke Satan, why is he still jibber-jabbering in my brain, played by Christopher Lee?


And if humans get to live for eternity, what is the point of having time on earth? Is it like going to Centreparcs?

1985 12:11 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
Julie, you are loved so much by the Holy Spirit. He knows your whole story, like he knows all of ours. He didn't create the bad things in our lives.

satan drags us into a place of anger and unforgiveness. bitterness.

Holy Spirit (what Jesus left as the counselor and comforter after He died) gives peace, authority to cast demons, restore us to the individuals God meant us to be.

Funny we are having this discussion on Easter. The day God, who became man in Christ to experience the same temptations as us all but not sin, get nailed by man even thought he had done no wrong and had never succombed to satan.

Thus He broke the rule of death, and that is the moment he broke satan, the fallen angel. That anyone who believes in Him, repents for the wrongs they've done ( we all have!) has resurrection over the grave.

God didn't design us so magnificantly, to live a mere 3 score years and 10 :-) Live in your spirit for eternity, regardless of your body failing you. We're more than mere flesh and blood :-)

love you all xxx

Stranded 12:11 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
A visual aid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzT8TyvmiLM

Hammer and Pickle 12:09 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
The idea is, for all his splendor, this Lucifer was a bit slow and couldn't work out we'd make it all alright with the dialectic of labour.

Nurse Ratched 12:04 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
This is all rather melodramatic and corny.

So it's like having two blokes in your head, mortal enemies of each other, trapping off at you, trying to influence you, in order to be victorious over the other bloke.

I am going to picture them as Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Black capes, bats, the lot.

ajc123 12:01 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
But if you're a spirit you can't have sex and can't be a sex so how do you know he's a he?

No wonder we've got sympathy for the poor devil!

Hammer and Pickle 12:00 Sat Mar 26
Re: Satan
I like a Payet free kick 1985 mate

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